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"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."-Conan O'Brien
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"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
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"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."-Conan O'Brien
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To see a world in a grain of sand,And a heaven in a wild flower,Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,An eternity in an hour.-William Blake
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"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
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"Seizures are...just... interactive dreams!!"
Proud Alpha of the Venti Nordici Pack
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"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
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Nana: I tried to make regular Cheerios into Honey Nut Cheerios by adding honey. ...Cereal doesn't work that way.
Nezzi: You're an idiot.
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"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
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Nana: I tried to make regular Cheerios into Honey Nut Cheerios by adding honey. ...Cereal doesn't work that way.
Nezzi: You're an idiot.
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