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i work at petsmart and i just sold one of these.
i was trying to keep it in a bowl for myself at work, but someone loved it way too much.
people always buy the white bettas.
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livin' lime.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.
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Sorry for my english...
Do you have a Jetsam?
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Luigi murders the top 3 bidders
-Guess what this is from and I'll give you a cookie.
You just lost the game.
My stitches all itch. My prescription is low. We used to love ourselves. We used to love one another.
-M. Manson
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"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
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"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
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"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
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"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.
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"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
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